Khichdi sms; 17 messages
Sharab body ko khatam karti hai,
Sharab samaj ko khatam karti hai,
Aao aaj iss sharab ko khatam karte hai,
Ek bottal tum khatam karo ek hum khatam karte hai..
158 chars (1 sms)
Elastic
Hansa: Praful Elastic Matlab??
Praful: Elastic Hansa . .
Apni Voh Shradha Behen Unki Beti Ela
Usko Jab Fracture Hua Tha To Voh Kya Leke Chalti Thi?
Hansa : Ela To . .
Ela -Stick Leke . . .
Ela -Stick !! Ela -Stick!!!
244 chars (2 sms)
Hansa:Praful Culture Matlab??
Praful:Hansa..Culture . . .
Wo Aapna Mali Hai Na . . .
Hansa:Haa Jee..
Praful:To Jab To Thak Jata Hai To Uski Maa Us Se Kya Kehti The...??
Hansa:Wo Kehti The Beta Tu Thak Gaya Hai Na To Tu Kal Chad...??
Praful :Samjhi Kal _Chad . .
280 chars (2 sms)
Hansa: April Fool Kya Hota Hai?
Prafful: Babuji Mujhe Kaise Bulate Hai ...
Hansa : A PRAFUL
A PRAFUL
A PRAFUL
A PRAFUL
Achcha Wo APRIL FOOL.
150 chars (1 sms)
Mature
Hansa : Mature Matlab ?
Praful: Jab Apna Mahesh . . .
Chori Karte Hue Pakda Gaya Tha
Tab Usne Kya Kaha Tha ??
Hansa: Usne Kaha Tha . . .
Mujhe Chodd Do . . .
"MAIN CHOR NAHI HOON"
Main Chor . . .
Main Chor . . .
Mature
Acha Acha . . .
275 chars (2 sms)
Hansa: Arre Praful, Automatically Matlab?
Praful : Hansa, Mein Batata Hu.
Dekho Jab Auto Me Jab Koi Ganji Baithi Ho To Use Kehte Hai
" AUTO ME TAKLI".
160 chars (1 sms)
Hansa: Praful TECHNOLOGY Matlab..?
Praful: Technology Hansa
Suno, Jab Hum Hiraben Ki Shaadi Mein Gaye The,
Tab Hiraben Mehmaano Se Kya Keh Rahi Thi...?
Hansa: Woh Logon Se Khaana Khaane Ko Keh Rahi Thi
Aur
Keh Rahi Thi...
Khaiye Nah..
Aapne Toh Kuch Liya Hi Nahi,
Lo Ji Khaiye...Take No, Lo Ji,
Take No, Lo Ji...Acccha Take-No-Lo-Ji . ..
366 chars (3 sms)
Hansa: Praful Confuse Matlab?
Praful: Confuse Hansaaaa
Jab Humaare Ghar Pe Light Chali Jaati Hai To Kudkud-Kumar Babuji Kya Kehte Hain?
Hansa: Ae Babuji To Kehte Hain Ki
"Lo Fuse Ud Gaya
Ab Fuse Theek Kaun Karega? Kaun Fuse Theek Karega?
Kaun Fuse.
Acchha Confuse...Achhaa Acchha Confuse
309 chars (2 sms)
Hansa: Praful... Permit Matlab??
Praful: Permit Hansaaaa
Wo Jalandhar Mein Mera Dost Rehta Hai Na,
Gurpreet.. Uski Biwi Ka Naam Kya Tha...?
Hansa: Gurpreet Ki Biwi..
Parmeet...
Acchha Parmeet... Permit!
223 chars (2 sms)
"Doctorate"
Hansa: Yeh Doctorate Matlab Prafful??
Prafful: Doctorate Hansa
Woh Apnai Padosi Dr. Bhatt Ki Wife Aur Woh Jab Lunch Time Mai Tumhe Milte Hai To Tum Kya Kehti Ho??
Hansa: Achha Who
Hello Mrs Bhatt.. Hello Dr
Majama Nai... Khana Kha K Jana Ho...
Prafful: Ha Tab Unki Wife Tumhe Kya Kehti Hai??
Hansa: Thanku Hansa Bhabhi... But Dr Already Ate... Dr Ate... Doctorate
385 chars (3 sms)
Hansa And Praful From Khichdi
DECIDE
Hansa : Pradul "Decide" Matlab ?
Praful : "Decide" Hansa
Vo Casettee Player Mein Hum Casettee Nahi Dalte
Usme Hota Hai Na
"A Side"
"B Side"
To
"C-Side"
"D- Side" --->
"Decide"
246 chars (2 sms)
Hansa: Praful Increase Matlab?
Praful: Increase Hansa, Increase!
Praful: Hamara Woh Istree Wala Dhobi Tumhari Saadi Ko Iron Karte Waqt Kya Kehta Hai?
Hansa: Kehta Hai Ke Bhabhi Ji, Yeh Crease To Main Nikal Doonga,
Lekin In Crease Ke Liye Mujhe Do Baar Istree Karni Padegi!
In Crease Ke Liye Do Baar . . .
Oho Increase! Samajh Gayi . .
353 chars (3 sms)
Alphabet
Hansa: Praful Alphabet Matlab
Praful: Alphabet Hansa,
Local Train Mein Safar Karte Hoye Maasi Jaise Hi Koi
Seat Khali Dekhti Hai To Wo Apni Beti Alpha Se Kya Kehti Hai?
Hansa: Alpha Beth Seat Pe,Alpha Beth,
Acha Toh Yeh Alphabet
257 chars (2 sms)
Hansa: Praful, Formality Matlab?
Praful: Formality, Hansa!!
Praful: Formal Yaane Formal Kapde Aur Tea Maane Chaai,
Formal Kapde Pehen Kar Chai Peene Ko Formality Kehte Hain!!
184 chars (2 sms)
Asset
Hansa : Prafulll "Asset" Matlab ??
Praful : Asset Hansaaa . . .
Jab Hum Gaadi Mein Jaate Hai And Jab Gaadi Signal Par Rukti Hai. . .
Taab
Vo Bhikari Log Aa Kar Kya Bolte Hai . . .
"Aee Seth . . .Thoda Paisa Do Naa" . . .
"Eee Sethh ... " ... Asset ..
276 chars (2 sms)